There is this boy. He is sweet and funny, he gets on my nerves like no one else can. He is accommodating and he tries really hard. When I am sad, he comes over, gets me chocolate, and says to smile because the sun is shining. When I am angry, he makes me use my words, but also will leave me alone if I want. When I am tired, he lets me sleep. When I don’t want to move, he will get things for me. He is absolutely wonderful.
And I feel nothing for him.