How I feel when someone says they have a crush on me.

Him: “I think I like you.”

Me: “No, what you are feeling is infatuation. The feeling is simply a product of you overvaluing a projected imaginary relationship with me, in which all of my flaws are either forgotten or somehow cast in a light that makes them slightly appealing. You don’t like me, you like the idea you have in your head of me.

Or someone actually likes me.

Nah.”

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One Response to How I feel when someone says they have a crush on me.

  1. Juned says:

    Really like the line, “you don’t like me, you like the idea you have in your head of me”

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